"I’m sure he’d have no trouble tracking down the smell of a functioning cock."
Bree: Wolf Run — Skye Eagleday
Okay, this is a long post, so strap in…
Sometimes I read one of these, and I have trouble processing what it says, and this happens:
Does that really say that?
"… the smell of a functioning cock."
4am, still awake with echoes of this still banging around in my head.
You know what, I must have read it wrong, I’ll reread and see what it really said, so I can finally get some sleep.
IT REALLY FUKIN SAYS THAT!
How am I going to sleep now?
Brain: I’m sure you’ll have no trouble tracking it down. Just smell for it like it’s a functioning cock.
I don’t know if this should make us feel guilty or very, very proud.
I hope you eventually got some sleep.
If it helps, tracking down the smell of a functioning cock is apparently a skill that gay werewolves have. It’s how they get laid. Or something.