Anonymous said: I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.
*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.
Coming from a state champion baker:
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
I took a pies class with a pastry chef a few years ago, and he was pretty adamant about unless the crust contains something non-standard, just use store-bought crust because it’s such a time saver with such a minimal tradeoff.